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twitterthecomic: a dog slowly rolls past you in a red plastic...

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:00:29 +0000

a dog slowly rolls past you in a red plastic baby car. this is a bad neighborhood

September 19, 2011

Everything at http://twitterthecomic.tumblr.com/ is brilliant. Definitely go follow it so I don’t just have to reblog every single post, one after the other.

cracked: True Facts Because fuck The Eagles.

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 21:15:54 +0000

cracked:

True Facts

Because fuck The Eagles.

emmyc: bored

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 19:03:23 +0000

emmyc:

bored

albinwonderland: made rebloggable upon request

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 19:00:47 +0000

albinwonderland:

made rebloggable upon request

manboobz: The Stuff I Ban Part 2: Can’t Stop, Won’t...

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 13:19:36 +0000

manboobz:

The Stuff I Ban Part 2: Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop
Symbolic representation of the Man Boobz Trash folder.

Time for another peek into the Man Boobz…
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youchosewrong: (from Fighting Fantasy #1: The Warlock of...

Mon, 24 Dec 2012 16:55:51 +0000

youchosewrong:

(from Fighting Fantasy #1: The Warlock of Firetop Mountain, 1982)

Submitted by reader Liam, who added:

“Playing it aged 7, I remember being very disturbed at the thought of being paralysed while an undead monster ate my bottom.”

As the leading hippo blog on Tumblr, it was inevitable that I...

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 14:56:18 +0000

As the leading hippo blog on Tumblr, it was inevitable that I should head out into the wild to take my own hippo pictures. Here’s a pygmy hippo in Edinburgh zoo!

emmyc: the-absolute-best-gifs: No matter how long the slinky...

Sat, 08 Dec 2012 08:11:49 +0000

emmyc:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

No matter how long the slinky is, the bottom of the slinky will stay still (hover) until the top reaches it. Even if the slinky is over 1000 feet long.

MYTHBUSTERS GO MAKE THE LONGEST SLINKY IN THE WORLD. DO THIS FOR ME

beatonna: Girl you so fine you got those helicopter legs,...

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 20:37:12 +0000

beatonna:

Girl you so fine

you got those helicopter legs, spinnin’ round

maybe you can give me a lift to the grocery store

Oh girl, you’re like a babe-copter

And your landing pad is my heart

emmyc: mrbuffalo: Okay, so when I saw Ben’s awesome CAT ARMOUR...

Sun, 02 Dec 2012 09:02:14 +0000

emmyc:

mrbuffalo:

Okay, so when I saw Ben’s awesome CAT ARMOUR gif, inspired by Emmy C’s other awesome cat hair gif, I figured there was something wrong. Ben, my bro, you said you were thinking of cat armour, but I only see a pretty set of bracelets, a scarf, belt and hat. I wanted armour, like cats that you wear to deflect the blows of your enemies. This is just cat fashion, cat-wear.

So, I made some real feline armour, to set the sails straight and calm the seas.

omg!!!

pua-txt: I heard a theory that it goes back to the caveman...

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 19:02:51 +0000

pua-txt:

I heard a theory that it goes back to the caveman days. Rape was so common on those days that women just had to accept it. Their brain evolved to a point were they just accepted being physically dominated and even started to enjoy it, as a survival mechanism. When they knew they were about to be raped they learned to not fight back, because fighting back lead to more serious injury or death.

Just a theory

steven jay gouuuughh

“The good old days” - PUAs are the worst people in the world.

gameshowswithbees: LIFE-CHANGING SUMS OF HONEY

Sat, 17 Nov 2012 10:30:32 +0000

gameshowswithbees:

LIFE-CHANGING SUMS OF HONEY

adventuretime: You can take the sign off when you tell me… …...

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 18:58:55 +0000

adventuretime:

You can take the sign off when you tell me…

… where you hid daddy’s crown jewels.

cracked: Adorable night.

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 23:18:20 +0000

cracked:

Adorable night.

Photo

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 23:17:52 +0000

literallyunbelievable: it’s not a big deal

Fri, 09 Nov 2012 19:52:59 +0000

literallyunbelievable:

it’s not a big deal

Buttocks

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 01:46:37 +0100

citationneeded:

“Bubble butt” has at least two connotations, which are at odds with each other: either a small, round and firm pair of buttocks resembling a pair of soap bubbles next to each other, or a large rear end, seemingly about to burst from the strain. In both cases, the term implies an appealing shapeliness about the buttocks.

Link

I love Wikipedia, I love Wikipedia editors and I love this Tumblr.

3 Reasons We Need to Reexamine How We Elect Presidents

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 14:11:29 +0100

3 Reasons We Need to Reexamine How We Elect Presidents:

cracked:

You know all presidents are lunatics, right?

literallyunbelievable: this is no joke

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 12:42:08 +0100

literallyunbelievable:

this is no joke

manboobz: Reddit Ugly: MRAs and others argue that a man...

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 00:48:15 +0100

manboobz:

Reddit Ugly: MRAs and others argue that a man allegedly wronged in divorce court should turn to murder
So there was a bit of ugliness over on the Men’s Rights subreddit the other day. No, scratch that;…
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MRAs just jumping straight to ‘murder absolutely everyone involved’ to resolve legal disputes, because legal and psychological battling “isn’t the hand biology dealt them”. Nope, when things get tricky they suggest flipping out, reaching for the Molotovs and just accepting a cushy life in prison as a hero. You know I am not so sure time in a US penitentiary is exactly the laugh a minute holiday camp they’re picturing but that is a genuine example of an issue facing the wellbeing of real people and so they have no interest in tackling it while there are strawmen to stomp!

What a dismally low respect for their own gender these guys must have if they genuinely see all men as simple brutes who just have to freak out and resort to violence when things get tough…