(from Fighting Fantasy #1: The Warlock of Firetop Mountain, 1982)
Submitted by reader Liam, who added:
“Playing it aged 7, I remember being very disturbed at the thought of being paralysed while an undead monster ate my bottom.”
Girl you so fine
you got those helicopter legs, spinnin’ round
maybe you can give me a lift to the grocery store
Oh girl, you’re like a babe-copter
And your landing pad is my heart
Okay, so when I saw Ben’s awesome CAT ARMOUR gif, inspired by Emmy C’s other awesome cat hair gif, I figured there was something wrong. Ben, my bro, you said you were thinking of cat armour, but I only see a pretty set of bracelets, a scarf, belt and hat. I wanted armour, like cats that you wear to deflect the blows of your enemies. This is just cat fashion, cat-wear.
So, I made some real feline armour, to set the sails straight and calm the seas.